Wasted the Buffet

To the tune of "Wasted on the Way" by Crosby, Stills, and Nash

Look around me
I can see two swine before me
Eating everything I'm able to fit on a plate
I am orbal now
I ate more than what I wanted
And a dish that I had started it had no finish

Chorus
There's so much grub to eat up
Everywhere we turn
This time, we have wasted the buffet
So much food is moving
They're closing up the grill
Will the warden come and carry us away

Oh, when we were young
When we busted all our garters
We gusted all our farters
And ruled all self-serve
Look around us now
Management now has caght on
They're ready to expel before our eighth dessert

There's so much grub to eat up
Everywhere we turn
This time, we have wasted the buffet
So rotund and portly
I am such a pig
Will the medics come to carry us away

There's so much grub to eat up
Everywhere we turn
This time, we have wasted the buffet
So much for my diet
I'll clear out the fridge
Till the warden comes and carries us away
Will the warden come and carry us away